It's no shocker considering she doesn't seem like the brightest bulb in the lot, but rumors are flying that Britney Spears and her trailer-park hubby Kevin Federline are running out of cash.
Considering they're styling in a $7 million home and they're living a lavish lifestyle full of Starbucks coffee and fast cars, with no income from either side, Britney called up her record label and is suggesting that they "cut another album."
Preggers Brit has it pretty good. Considering she doesn't really sing and she can't do her usual stripper act onstage because she's turning into a cow, she simply has to request that her record label synthesize the whole project and use the smoke and mirrors they usually do to make the album.
And any self-respecting music lover would not purchase such a record. But then, how did Brit become a millionaire to begin with? That's right, we're suckers for a piece of raunchy ass.